New Day, New Piercing

Today, I wanted to do something to serve as a reminder that despite all the pain, so many things in my life have changed for the better in the last two years. I am happy and I am loved. I am surrounded by amazing friends. Although they are each beautifully flawed, they are each a healthy, positive influence on my life. So, on a whim, I got a new body piercing.

I walked into the tattoo parlor where I wanted to get pierced and there was the best fucking sign of all time hanging at the front of the shop. And, let's be honest, they are great rules to live by.

1. No Assholes. 

2. Don't break shit that I need. 

3. Tell me about shit you borrow. 

4. No raping. 

5. Much rapping. 

6. Super Nintendo... Always. 

7. Kiss everyone, kiss. 

8. Cookies. 

9. Everyone is free to expose anatomy. 

10. No one may end another's dance party. 

11. If you are caught masturbating, don't stop.